Suzanne Olsen's Humor Blog - I don't offend some of the people most of the time

This is me

I’m clumsy. I laugh out loud at the wrong time in movies. I show up on the wrong day for events, or late and have to parade in front of everyone, sometimes with toilet paper stuck to my shoe.

Once at a large gathering of fashionable women, I went to the restroom and the back of my wrap-around skirt fell in the toilet. When I stood up, toilet water poured down my legs. What a luncheon that was.  At back to school night, my daughter’s teacher told the parents she liked to give lots of little quizzes — “I call them ‘quizzicals,’” she said.  I blurted out,  “So what do you call your tests?”

If you’re wondering why I call this “gentle humor” it’s because I try not to be too tacky, but I’m not above bodily function humor, in fact, it’s one of my favorites because it usually makes me giggle. But when I write it, I’ll try to keep it clean.

Hope you have a laughy day!     Suzanne

Good News!

My humor stories are in Not Your Mother’s Books…On Home Improvement, and Not Your Mother’s Books…On Being a Mom. I’m so excited!!


  1. Louise

    Thanks for starting my Thursday off with a laugh. What is the name of your novel and when is it coming out?

  2. Su Connell

    Love this site. Found by accident, love accidents like this one.

  3. Hi there, I read your blogs regularly. Your story-telling style is witty, keep up the good work!

  4. Kim

    Hi, just wanted to say, I enjoyed this blog post.

    It was funny. Keep on posting!

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