I just had a wonderful Indian dinner with friends, and when it was all done and I was happy as a clam, they started talking about taxes and the new health plan. I immediately got indigestion, and since I procrastinated all day writing my blog, and now I’m too cranky to be funny, I’m taking the lazy way out and using a poem I wrote a while back. This still counts as my blog post for today, if I can hurry and get it done before midnight.
I do not premeditate being late.
I really try not to procrastinate.
I want to be on time, honest I do.
But then my keys hide, and so does one shoe.
I set my clocks ahead, but it’s all for naught.
Sometimes being late isn’t always my fault.
If I leave my house almost right on time.
A bus on a narrow road puts me behind.
Red lights conspire to slow my pace.
They’re never green when I’m having to race.
Road construction blocks my path.
Flagmen don’t care about my wrath.
And if I’m late, I’m just like my brother,
We both got tardiness from our mother.
She made us be careful and take our time.
She said, “If you’re late, it’s not such a crime.”
“Better late than never,” is what she’d say,
But most other people don’t feel that way.
My bosses scold, and I dread all the fuss,
My husband fumes and starts to cuss.
My daughter pouts when she’s late for school,
My son says, “Mom, this is really NOT cool.”
Puntuality is always my goal.
But it’s something I can’t seem to control.
Oddly, I have friends who are never late.
You’d think they’d complain when we make a date.
They know what time I’ll dash through the door.
Five minutes behind, just like before.
You’d think my lateness would make them distant.
“You’re late,” they say, “but at least you’re consistent.”